[UI STORY] THE STORY OF 3 BROTHERS

What’s up Naija?

I’ve got a story for you…it’s about three brothers that I know, and I want you to know them too.

They fuck UI girls and leave them fucked up for the rest of their lives, actually guys too. Hahaha, confused? Naaah, don’t be!

These three brothers are as old as UI itself!

Now, their names and the class of UItes they fuck.

Praaaaaah!!!

I was chanced to run a brief interview with these three brothers —

Tsunami, Erosion and Extra Year!
Oya, let’s go academical…definitely not what you were thinking.

Tsunami
This nigga is always horny, moving around looking for UItes to fuck – fucking any UIte that has hole (male or female)… These are some of the things he had to say:

“It’s not like I’m that bad, after all I don’t rape UItes. I only go for those that want me hardcore and I lead them out of UI by fucking them.
“I mostly fuck with freshers and direct entry students, they are my favourites – very naive and scared, they please me all I want. Hahahaha.
“I love freshers that stab classes and won’t go back to read their textbooks, I also try to seduce the party rockers, the guys that make noise around campus without reading for exams and yea, I seduce most of them especially those that come to the exam hall with the intention to cheat.
“However, I don’t get to fuck all those I mentioned. Not very easy you know, you don’t get to fuck everyone you seduce. Some of them are just stubborn and they run whenever I’m about to get down, they know what will come out of it – they’ll be pregnant and sent out of school.
“And for your information, Faculty of Social Sciences, Agriculture and Arts are my favourites!”

Erosion
This nigga, the brother of Tsunami, isn’t any better. He’s cunny but not as wicked as his brother for he doesn’t fuck UItes out of the school, just out of their department. Did I just say just? Oh well…

“Bamzie, believe me I’m not heartless. Satisfying the urge to fuck a UIte out of his or her department is fun, at least not out of the school totally.
“I enjoy being with the freshers, especially the Departments of Human Nutrition and Pharmacy. I fuck them all the way to Agriculture or Microbiology. I’m that bad”, he shruged.
“I find it very hard to fuck all these fellowship girls and guys oh, they can like to spend their nights in the library or the reading rooms, chapel sometimes. Very stingy peeps!
“I don’t fuck UItes anytime sha oh, I prefer to show my prowress when they are about to take core departmental courses but I don’t get lucky with Law students…”

I had to cut him short for he was beginning to say much,I quickly chatted with the third bro – the bastard himself…

Extra Year
He began on a defensive, “Bamzie, I’m not the worst of my brothers oh”

“It would have been better to fuck someone in his first year or second and not in his finals and dash him an extra semester,” I queried.

“See ehn, I just get lucky with finalists and fuck them, leaving them totally fucked up by extending their stay on campus.
“I don’t mean any harm, I just like proving to my other brothers that I can still get anyone they fail to get and sometimes I feel pity for those that my brother, Erosion passes to me who still won’t smarten up and yet allow me to mess them up.
“Anyways, it is my love for the students that makes me hold them down for few more months…”

Whew!
My time is up. My prayer for every UIte reading this is that you shall not get fucked by any of these trio through out your stay on campus.

Catch’ya

@baron_bamzie

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7 thoughts on “[UI STORY] THE STORY OF 3 BROTHERS

  1. kittypens 05/10/2014 / 00:00

    Lwkmd!u ehn…afi 3 brothers naa..ah was totally thinking of something else oh..like was sooooo eager to knw d 3 dawgs till I saw TEE..hmmm,okay oh!nice one again bamzie*thumbs up*

    • 'Bamiyo 05/10/2014 / 14:05

      I definitely have my way of making things catchy. Thanks baby

  2. Legal king hennesy 05/10/2014 / 06:44

    Bamzie na wa 4 u o.was evn thnkn its me nd my brothers.anywaiz its all good sha.i lke ur prayer at d end.mehn dis 3 musketeers shall never nab us…Floreat!!!..shout out to #roq bois.

    • 'Bamiyo 05/10/2014 / 14:04

      Hahaha. I got loads of yhu guys thinking shey. Good one tho. I no go wan cast una na. I salute the rocqnation tho.

  3. His Majesty. 06/10/2014 / 15:17

    Lool..Baron Bamzie anikulakpo Kui. Burst my brain jare.

    • 'Bamiyo 06/10/2014 / 21:53

      Loool! Thanks bro. We never go, we still dey!!

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