Let me tell you the truth – the stories within this piece are not subs.

I was about bidding the teenage world goodbye when I first heard these words ‘omo get inside’. The meanings didn’t really occur to me, after all there’s no big deal in one’s parents to tell their kid to ‘get inside’, so I bothered less about the words and what it meant not until sometime this year when Olamide (a Nigerian rapper) used it well in one of his songs.

Slim diva* (unreal names) is a dark, tall and chubby girl in one faculty like that. She earned her popularity as a sex freak, and she is of loose morals indeed! When she began with her banging duties, peeps thought it was for the money, then her rank fell to banging random guys and peeps began to think again that it was for the love of chicken and chips but truth is it isn’t for the want of this either because she is heavily boxed up, then I thought what her problem could be. Something must be behind this love for the D, later I found that…

Miss dope* (unreal names) has got the looks of a gentle girl, a fair lady – no earrings, no skimpy skirts, no lipsticks, no nail paints, nothing sexual at all. She’s very known to her people but what others don’t know is that Miss dope can smoke sticks like this is the end, and she drinks too. Of course, she too has a macho man to screws her like *lips sealed*. On research, I found out that…

Sisi Caro* (unreal names) is a club freak. She’s at every party – I don’t blame her, it’s free for ladies anyways. One thing I know about her is that she can’t do without kissing. Anytime she comes back from home on Sunday evenings, she hooks up with any lucky guy and she goes on to enjoy the kiss, turn into blowjobs, she even goes as far as making out but she doesn’t dig it down to sex – I guess that must be a protective measure in order to avoid yawa at home, virgin of life! I found out later that…

There are many stories to tell but let me leave it like this first before they come and beat me up…LOL

I found out that – these girls and some other girls whose stories I don’t feel like touching share common features – awon omo get inside. They cannot do what they do in school at home and so when they learn to do it and get the chance in school, they over do it. They won’t have the chance to do it at home; they won’t have the chance to party at home, they won’t be allowed to go out of the house except if it’s the neighbour’s house not to talk of smoking, drinking, bringing male visitors home or even change DP – they can’t change DP now, when there are no hot skimpy clothes to wear at home and snap themselves in it. Bloody pretenders! You will see them smoking in clubs when they get back to school after this strike – irritating wannabes!

I didn’t write this to condemn any of the parties – parents and children. I only wrote this to preach the moral – a prisoner gets the chance to leave his cell. He comes out with all gladness and so goes ahead to practice all sorts of things he couldn’t practice in the cell because he didn’t get the chance to, like our funny minister!

Before I drop my pen, let me tell you the truth – the first sentence I made in this piece is untrue – the stories in this piece are actually subs of UI girls. 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

**Drops Pen**




11 thoughts on “OMO GET INSIDE

  1. ibe chiemezie 25/10/2013 / 23:06

    Baba. Yu D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do welll! Oya go inside now


    • 'Bamiyo 26/10/2013 / 09:08

      LMAO. Ibe Baba. U don sabi ow e dey go


  2. @oluwashegun 26/10/2013 / 08:54


    So many of ’em


    • 'Bamiyo 26/10/2013 / 09:09

      Lol. Shegs Of Life. We no wan on torch light for all dem body jare


  3. Nigga 26/10/2013 / 09:58

    You just casted them. Nigga


  4. Joe 26/10/2013 / 16:57

    Nice one, bro.
    Very casual, but you still drove home the point. Well done!


  5. @macwaynee 26/10/2013 / 20:55

    Nice article bruv… Point hit right on the head!!


    • 'Bamiyo 26/10/2013 / 22:08

      LOL. Oshey Lawyer. Thanks for the support


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